My day just got better...

I've injured myself a number of times today:

* Jayna head-butted me square in my nose this morning causing me to tear up. I thought my (already giant) nose was going to swell up, but it didn't.

* I burned the back of my neck with my "salon heat" flat iron. I'm sure that will blister.

* I was trying to put Jayna in the car without hitting her head on the door. I got her head cleared but forgot to duck my own head and hit my forehead all the way across. Headache here I come.

* I fell down the stairs...but only the bottom 4...at Summer's today. Thought I broke my finger and hurt some muscle in my thigh. Still having trouble walking.

* Paper cut my finger with a stack of about 10 papers. Bled forever and still stings.

And then I checked my blog reader at lunch. And my day got better:

* ShamWow Guy Arrested for Punching Prostitute

Yes, this one story made up for 5 injuries...that's how much I hate this guy. If anyone deserves to be in jail, it's that annoying little f*%k. I hate him and I hope bad things happen to him in jail.