First of all, let me say that I can't even believe that I'm really posting this. But I feel like it is my duty to make people aware of the garbage that others adhere to their $30,000.00 cars.
I was at the mall with Jayna on Monday and on the way back to the car we passed a very new-looking Ford Mustang. Convertible. Red. Immaculate. Beautiful car. There were dry cleaned women's business clothes hanging in the back. And right there dead center of the back bumper was this bumper sticker:
I just wanted to let you know that your cooter smells a little fishy today.
(picture a little fish with bubbles coming out of his mouth at the end of the words)
That's it. I was SURE that I was missing an inside joke or something, so I consulted my good friend Google. Don't EVER do that, people. Trust me here. Don't EVER Google "your cooter smells fishy today." It's bad news. Just miss the joke and save your eyes.
1 comment:
ha ha ha ha!!! fishy cooters have no place on a mustang! and apparently you have no place being on google.
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