Five For Friday: Things that are just...wrong.

I can find humor in almost anything.  I appreciate pop culture for what it is.  There aren't too many things that are off limits for me.  But there are some things that are just...wrong.  Here we go:

1. My father-in-law came to my house a couple weeks ago and said, "Danielle, look!  I have on my good butt jeans!!" And then proceeded to turn around and rub his own ass while showing it to me.  WRONG.
2. Carrying dogs in purses.  I'm talking to YOU, Paris Hilton.  They have legs for a reason.  And when that dog gets the chance, you're dead.  WRONG.
3. Telling a guy a sexually natured joke while at the urinal.  This actually happened to Chris years ago at our favorite bar (I can't post the joke on here since this is a family blog...haha).  I'm pretty sure sex jokes are a NO GO when you have your thing out of your pants and so does the guy telling the joke.  WRONG.
4. The Kardashians.  WRONG.
5. When my 7-year-old nephew's friends reveal that they've been hanging out in my brother's garage because of the naked girl calendar.  Um...they're SEVEN.  WRONG.

And I have to add a sixth...THE AMOUNT OF REALITY TELEVISION SHOWS THAT KATE GOSSELIN HAS BEEN ALLOWED TO BE A PART OF.  Just go away.  WRONG.

What is just...wrong to you??