ToT: Brain Dump

Topic:Laundry list: list 50 thoughts/observations/tidbits. That is all.

Let's do it to it, shall we?

1. I had a dream last night.  Chris and I broke into a woman's condo when she wasn't home for the sole purpose of gathering and taking out her trash.  When we were almost done, I saw her car pulling in the parking lot, so we hurried and got out of there.  As we were driving the trash to the dumpster, a man approached the car and informed me that he used his phone to make a video of us breaking in.  I asked him if I could see it.  He handed me his phone and I immediately threw it out the window in front of the car and told Chris to run over it.  He did.  And we put the trash in the dumpster and got away scot free.
2. I love planning parties.  I want to do it for a living.
3. I hate planning parties and I never want to have one again.
4. I'm still sort of weirded out about all of Jayna's preschool friends coming to my house for a party.  That's...a LOT of kids.  I sort of hope some bail on us.
5. I wonder if that safety guy from that one place is ever going to contact me back.
6. There is a strange smell in my office.  It's a mix of body odor and cinnamon.  It's not me.  It's not Susi.  So what the HELL is it?!?
7. I cleaned the work bathroom today.  If I could clean my own bathrooms on work's time, I'd do it WAY more often.
8. I have a loose hubcap on my car.  I drove through a parking garage today and it sounded like my car was quite literally going to fall apart into a million little pieces.
9. We don't have any food at our house.  I went to look for what to cook for dinner last night and there was only 5 chicken breasts and 2 pieces of cod in the freezer.  I guess we'll have fish for dinner tonight.  Or we could have the 2 remaining chicken breasts I guess.
10. I should go grocery shopping.
11. I despise grocery shopping on weekdays.
12. My car needs washed, but it is supposed to rain for the next 3 days.  But the real question is...WILL IT ACTUALLY RAIN?
13. My garden sucks.  Please see #12 regarding rain.
14. I don't ever remember a drought this long.
15. I was at the BMV for an hour and 20 minutes this morning.  The BMV is some good people watching.  Seriously.
16. I could reeeeeeeally use some breadsticks from Hot Box.
17. The southside Scotty's is open.  I will be going there very soon.  Like this weekend.
18. Friday is Date Night.
19. I think we'll go to Scotty's for Date Night.
20. Is it illegal or something to birthday shop for your 4-year-old on Date Night?  It probably is in Chris' mind.
21. I sure wish I had more time to learn harmonica.  Maybe I'll take lessons and then I'll be FORCED to play and learn.
22. I think I will rent a RedBox movie for Jayna tonight.  You know, since it's dark and gray and a million degrees outside.
23. I need envelopes for Jayna's birthday invites. 
24. I could use some new clothes.  Is it illegal to go shopping for MYSELF on Date Night?  Hmmm...
25. I miss Morgan.  I sure hope he's having a wonderful time playing with the Maxximoose.
26. I'm sick of politics already and it is still around 4 months until the election.
27. Why can't I finish things?  I am very good at starting things and I have approximately 87 things started.  But none finished.  I'm a horrible person.
28. Jayna named her GloWorm Charles Barkley this morning. 
29. Oh...and she kept calling her GloWorm a SnowGlobe.
30. I am highly confused as to why my child is obsessed with Charles Barkley.  It's a good thing she already chose a Brave birthday party theme.  Otherwise, I may have had to wing it and make Charles Barkley decorations.
31. I would like to go shoot guns again.  I'll have to get with Charlotte when she gets back from Europe.
32. I am slacking at Words with Friends.  I feel it may have run it's course.
33. I finished watching the entire first season of Raising Hope on Netflix.  I'm sad because season 2 isn't there yet.
34. Fifty thoughts is a LOT.
35. I bought a keychain today that is a mustache.  It has a button.  If you push the button, it says, "Well hello there."
36. I really need to know what that B.O./cinnamon smell is.  It's killing me, smalls.
37. I need to change my water filter.  I've had a new one since Saturday.  The light has been red for weeks.  And I still just won't change it.  Laziness at it's best.
38. Chris came back from his out-of-town meetings with Jimmy John's.  And none for me.  Jackass.
39. Please go to Sarah's blog and read about the time she actually had to list her laundry.  That made me laugh out loud after I thought about it. :)
40. Jayna thinks the song is Call Me Baby.  It makes me laugh when she goes around singing it.
41. I pre-ordered the Toadies new CD.  I am a dork.
42. I still have no desire to go see the movie Magic Mike.  Call me odd.  I'm good with it.
43.  My iPhone autocorrected the word "dorkiness" to "dork knees" today.  When I asked Laura what it meant by dork knees, she pointed out that maybe I'm cool, but just my knees are dorky.  Sort of like a bum leg.  And Diet Coke came out of my nose.
44. Jayna has her first dentist appointment on Thursday.  That should be no less that interesting.
45. I think we're having tortillas with ketchup on them for dinner.  I don't want to go to the grocery!!!
46. I think I need wine for Wine Wednesday tomorrow.  To the grocery I go!!
47. My priorities are stellar.
48. I think we need toothpaste.
49. My mom and brother are currently arguing the validity of a hamster as a pet.  They are actually in agreement that it's kind of a lame pet.
50. And last, but not least, I really have to pee.

Now go over to the sidebar and read the other ToT ladies' catch up posts or their laundry lists.  C'mon!!  It'll be fun!!