Five for Friday: Facebook Frustration

I am an avid Facebook user.  I do NOT play games or use apps.  I used Social Interview for a few months and then decided that I was probably just bugging people instead of amusing them.  With Facebook comes a plethora of issues that arise AGAIN AND AGAIN in my friends' statuses and in my newsfeed.  And I'm sick and tired of some of them.  Today's Five for Friday is entitled, "Facebook Issues for which I Will Consider Defriending You."  I know, I'm a mean, cold-hearted bitch.

1. Rants about the health care bill that aren't backed up by any sort of intelligent research or facts.  If you oppose the health care bill, good for you.  If you approve, equally good for you.  But if you insist on telling the Facebook world (in usually irritating or insulting terms) that you approve or oppose, please do so by showing those of us who rely on facts to make informed decisions some hard evidence that supports your rather irritating remarks.  I will NOT accept "this health care bill will only benefit border jumpers and crackheads" as a viable response to why you oppose.  I will defriend you.
2. People who CONSTANTLY change their relationship status from "In A Relationship" to "It's Complicated" or "Single" and then back to "In a Relationship" within a matter of hours.  If your only way to tell your significant other that you are unhappy in the relationship is to change your Facebook relationship status, then I don't have time for your effing shenanigans.
3. People who never update statuses or write on walls or send messages but insist on posting EVERY EFFING LEVEL of EVERY EFFING GAME that they play or telling about EVERY EFFING ANIMAL or EVERY EFFING BOARD THEY'VE ACQUIRED TO BUILD A HORSEBARN to the newsfeed.  If you choose to play the games, good for you.  I wish I had that kind of time...to keep up with a farm and raising fish and walking dogs and being in a sorority, but I just don't and I don't care about yours either.  Play the games, just don't clog up my newsfeed with all your games.  I will defriend you.
4. Related to the above:  People who constantly send me requests asking me to help them with said farm or fish or dogs or sororities.  I constantly ignore these requests and I KNOW you notice I ignore them.  PLEASE TAKE A G DARN HINT!!
5. Friend Collectors.  If I don't know you, even if we did, in fact, go to high school together, I will NOT accept your request.  I am not a pet.  And I don't care about your life if you don't even know me.  Facebook isn't a contest...go get a life.

What bugs YOU about Facebook?