Five for Friday: Hopefully

I'm not sure this list will make it to five.  It's been a rough day...

1. I spanked my kid today.  Not with a belt.  Not by yanking her up by her arm and slamming her.  I simply scooped her up and smacked her daipered behind 2 times.  She threw a flashlight at Moe today and then proceeded to beat Ollie repeatedly in his head with her shoe 8 or 9 times.  She got upset with me after I spanked and then threw her shoe at my temple.  THE SAME TEMPLE SHE HEAD BUTTED ME IN ON MONDAY.  I'm at my wits end and have NO IDEA how to control the tantrums at this point.
2. I think I just told all of my Facebook friends that there is a party at my house next Saturday night.  Uhoh.  What was I thinking?  Hopefully they think I was kidding.
3. On a related note, I've been having a case of the "don't think before you act"s.  I've been upsetting people left and right over silly things that could have been cleared up with  me just thinking about what I was doing before I did it.  Oy.  I haven't overanalyzed anything in like 2 weeks...except this.  I think I feel like a normal person...and I don't know how you all live like this!
4. I get tailgated by the SAME WOMAN 2 or 3 days of EVERY week.  I mean severely tailgated.  It happens after I drop off Jayna and when I'm on my way to work.  I can see what color this woman's eye shadow is!!  I hope she finds a new way to work or leaves a little earlier from now on.
5. I want ice cream.  No, I want beer.  Okay, both.