Things Jayna is now afraid of:
* The dark
* Shadows
* Patrick Star from Spongebob
* Any sort of mask/glasses/mustache combo
* Every room in our house except the kitchen when the light is on
* Being anywhere alone (and Ollie doesn't count as a being)
* The TV when it's turned off (I think there's a bigger problem there...)
* The TV when a recorded show ends and the screen turns blue
* Loud noises
* The wind (okay, not really...but may as well be)
Races I'm running:
* Susan G. Komen Race for the Cure - 5K In Honor of Saffron Yarbrough
* March of Dimes March for Babies - 5K Inspired to run and raise money by Kayla Aimee and baby Scarlette
* One America 500 Festival Mini Marathon - 13.1 miles...I'm aiming for half at this point
* More to come after I assess the situation after the Mini.
A few of the dreams I've had while taking Medrol (a steroid for my crazy rash):
Just a quick note about this before the list...the doctor NEVER mentioned anything about crazy dreams, but upon further research, I've discovered that it's fairly common to have very vivid nightmares/dreams while taking steroids like Prednisone or Medrol. Maybe she didn't want me to have psychosomatic side effects, but it was really scary the first night. These dreams are REAL and I wake up EVERYTIME disoriented and doing whatever motion I was doing in my dream.
* Swinging with Jayna (I woke up rocking as if I were swinging on a swing) and she fell out of the swing and got stabbed with a stick. I gasped when I woke up and checked on her. I was unsure of how we got from the backyard to our beds in such a short amount of time. I remember thinking, "She still needs a bath!!!"
* A college class about teeth in which I had to shuffle through a row of people in a lecture hall to the very last seat at the other end of the row when I could've just started at the other end. I then failed the class because all my teeth fell out in class. I woke up SITTING UP on the side of the bed and shuffling my feet on the floor while checking my mouth for teeth.
* Chris giving birth to a bouncing baby girl. I...won't go into detail. It was quite the strange dream and again...I woke up and had to check our house for another baby before I realized that I was awake and that...wait for it....CHRIS CAN'T HAVE BABIES.
* Morgan has been in almost every dream. Once he was sailing a boat. Once he was fighting a bear (we'll get to that one) and once he went to Old Indiana with me (that one's next).
* I went to Old Indiana with the Quags family, my friend Holly, Morgan and my mom. We were on our way there and got lost. We found this house that morphed into trees and plants and got so caught up in how cool it was that we forgot to go to Old Indiana and then it closed. (It is, in fact, closed, by the way.) Morgan just constantly barked at the morphing house.
* I went on vacation with Chris, Jayna, Michelle R., Ellie and some other people. Jayna and Ellie were running back and forth in front of a HUGE window. An old lady yelled at them for running in the hall so they ran THROUGH the window instead just to piss her off. They were completely unharmed, but they knocked over a fish tank in the process and I woke up picking up fish off of our bed.
* And last night...I had some people over to my house to have a backyard party (it was actually my mom's backyard). There was a bear in my backyard. We blocked the deck with a baby gate so the bear wouldn't get us. He came around to the other deck entrance and Morgan attacked the bear. The bear was then really pissed off so I yelled at it and told it to go away and it went and hid behind our shed. I woke up sweating and REALLY scared because while I was asleep having a dream about a bear that I **should have** been afraid of, I wasn't afraid of it in the dream. My half-awake self was telling my subconscious dream self to be afraid of the bear. I was afraid for my OWN life in my OWN dream. I'm probably doing a shitty job of explaining that, but it was really crazy.
What I need at the grocery store/Target:
* Eggs
* Jayna's milk
* Cranberry juice
* Potato chips
* Hot dog buns
* Six pack of beer
* Body wash
* Listerine
* Oatmeal
Do YOU have a list to make??
1 comment:
I'm so excited that we made it into your dream! And, running through a window just to piss someone off would soooo be something Ellie would do!
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